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DennisTheMenace

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  1. curse my poo spelling i ment shot , although .....
  2. :( im not fat .... its just that my 6 pack has become a valuepack ...... im trying to loose weight ....
  3. Yeah but ever seen a fat-ish bloke in 1 piece leathers ???? not a pretty site .....
  4. go over the door panels with window cleaner to remove the flash dash rubbish . or go over it with armourall non gloss
  5. Thats Milly , catching a ball , just managed to have camera and shoot at the right time .
  6. i think so , not too stable either ......
  7. Cant stand football , its cr ap , i will mostly be out on the bike on the empty roads , whilst the knuckle draggers get ratarsed and use an england flag as a cape whilst talking * * * *
  8. Also try a Grand Scenic DCi nice tool and loads of room , and well built , its got to be the only renault ive ever said anything positive about !
  9. Bransgore is a lovely little place , what made you move back up north ? BTW i wouldnt say it was off topic , just really really off topic , although i did mention terriers ..... token dog pic .....
  10. In the last pic that citroen BX was mine :D so that puts the pic at about new years 2000, cos that where it stayed for 3 days outside cranes convenience store while the hangover wore off :drinking:
  11. Beaminster mate , a collection of mud huts in the middle of now where googled for some pics , so here you go The town centre , where all the burnings take place ..... The "local" dance before the burning of the "outsider" Awww look at Reg the local butcher with his knife ...... TBH those last 2 pic's WTF ????? :shock: :shock: the freakes have been let out for a night i reckon
  12. Not * * * * kissing but northerners are a friendly bunch , the part of vodafone i work for is based in newark , lovely people and a good laugh , the laydees like me dorset accent ....ooooarrr
  13. :oops: gazza made me say it or he would post up pics of his knob again .........
  14. :lol: :lol: were they going t'woof t'woof t'woof ....
  15. Carpet sharks (nee yorkshire terriers) have a lot to answer for .......
  16. Reversing could be a problem ! You can always rely on us for constructive input :oops: Damn plan foiled .......... Ah right got it ....... Towbar ..... lead ...... rollerskates ...... reversing sensors ....a few lessons and the dog will be fine ..... well will be after you hit him/her a couple of times they will move out the way of your reversing c max . the dog might even let off a little boi oit ! as you select reverse
  17. Been told off and stood in the naughty cornrer , were is mastertech is he still about ?
  18. Souldnt worry about it old bean , you get a free white jacket with tieable arms and padded wallpaper for a room of your choice !!!! :shock: I think they would look fab on a panther black , ergo my old Zetec , which i saw this afternoon in brizzle , its haunting me i reckon , TBH i would have it back at the drop of a hat , the vectra's not bad And is devistatingly quick for a turbo tractor , but If you really enjoy driving the Fords are lightyears ahead of VW and whizzpopper for handling finnesse , the vectra bucks about like a well oiled pig having a spack attack on B-roads , which is where
  19. I dunno mate , i think they suit it , although the 18" mondeo Zetec-s alloys look good as well .
  20. Tow bar .... lead ... rollerskates .... a few lessons and the dog will be fine .....
  21. ooooooo cheekey , i see you "slipping" that knob in again .........
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